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Q: What do you call a man floating in a pool?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
A: Doug
Q: What do you call a guy on his
knees?
A: Neil
Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff
Q: What do you call a man with a
car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: What do you call a man in a hole?
A: Phil
Q: What do you call a guy water
skiing without a ski?
A: Skip
Q: What do you call a guy that writes?
A: Mark
Q: What do you call a guy lying
at your front door?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a man hanging on a wall?
A: Art
Q: What do you call two guys hanging outside
your window?
A: Curt and Rod
Q: What do you call a guy being thrown out the
window?
A: Chuck
Q: What do you call a guy in the middle
of an oil field?
A: Derek
Q: What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging inside a football
locker?
A: Helmut
Q: What do you call a man lying under your car?
A: Jack
Q: What do you call a man who does your taxes?
A: Bill.
Q: What do you call a woman standing
on only one leg?
A: Eileen
Q: What do you call a woman with no legs?
A: Nolene
Q: What do you call a girl lying on a beach?
A: Shelly.
Q: What do you call a girl on a beach
covered with sand?
A: Sandy.
Q: What do you call a dog that gets ran over by a steam roller?
A: Spot.
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