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Q: What do you call a man floating in a pool?
A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
A: Doug

Q: What do you call a guy on his knees?
A: Neil

Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A:  Jack

Q: What do you call a man in a hole?
A: Phil

Q: What do you call a guy water skiing without a ski?
A: Skip

Q: What do you call a guy that writes?
A: Mark

Q: What do you call a guy lying at your front door?
A: Matt

Q: What do you call a man hanging on a wall?
A: Art

Q: What do you call two guys hanging outside your window?
A: Curt and Rod

Q: What do you call a guy being thrown out the window?
A: Chuck

Q: What do you call a guy in the middle of an oil field?
A: Derek

Q: What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging inside a football locker?
A: Helmut

Q: What do you call a man lying under your car?
A: Jack

Q: What do you call a man who does your taxes?
A: Bill.

Q: What do you call a woman standing on only one leg?
A: Eileen

Q: What do you call a woman with no legs?
A: Nolene

Q: What do you call a girl lying on a beach?
A: Shelly.

Q: What do you call a girl on a beach covered with sand?
A: Sandy.

Q: What do you call a dog that gets ran over by a steam roller?
A: Spot.


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